What's with me, and finding out about things too late?
Issue One is apparently sold out everywhere in the world, and wasn't even available in the US in the first place. Bullshit. Anyway, Issue Two is supposedly out next month and will be available over here, which would be fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a nosey fucker and would quite like to take a look around Mike Mills' apartment... in print form anyway...
If someone finds a copy, buy it for me. Thanks.
EDIT: FOUND IT!